tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5751080831048901855.post5793595614076001265..comments2024-03-27T01:51:26.547-07:00Comments on Ironing Board Collective: Do, Dump or Marry?Ironing Boardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06684005368524818632noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5751080831048901855.post-50359446340824589282010-08-05T13:19:17.411-07:002010-08-05T13:19:17.411-07:00Do: Klaus Nomi. We'll always have Paris, Klau...Do: Klaus Nomi. We'll always have Paris, Klaus.<br /><br />Dump: Boy George. I can't separate him from the lines-painted-on-his-head fashion phase, anyway.<br /><br />Marry: Grace Jones. I love a woman who could kick my ass, but would probably eviscerate me with words instead.<br /><br /><br />Do: Catherine the Great. Getting to see every layer of supportive underwear is a bonus.<br /><br />Dump: Katherine Von Drachenberg. I'll be honest, I want to go there a little bit, but we wouldn't respect each other in the morning.<br /><br />Marry: Katharine Hepburn. No matter who is on this list or any other, I choose Katharine Hepburn. I barely remember the plot to any of her movies, because I'm not paying attention to anything but the love of my life, Katharine Hepburn.<br /><br /><br />Do: Tina Turner. It would REALLY hurt to let her go, but if I get to watch just once from backstage while she does Proud Mary, I'll be able to look back fondly on all this.<br /><br />Dump: Meth. What a fickle mistress.<br /><br />Marry: Tina Fey. I'm already dating a comic. I'm addicted to the laughter and biting wit.Daniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17408501468196252227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5751080831048901855.post-86748975461202266912010-08-05T12:58:12.099-07:002010-08-05T12:58:12.099-07:00Ok, ok, ok! For the first set of options:
Do: Gra...Ok, ok, ok! For the first set of options:<br /><br />Do: Grace (she's a little scary and I wouldn't want to try to work out a relationship with her)<br /><br />Dump: Boy George (SO whiny I can't stand it)<br /><br />Marry: Klaus Nomi (inspiration of every kind on the daily)<br /><br />Second Set:<br /><br />Do: Catherine the Great (just to say I'd done it)<br /><br />Dump: Katherine Von Drachenberg (I can get her equivalent anywhere and I'm not doing shit with someone else who has "Von" in their name, just like I won't ever date another blond)<br /><br />Marry: Katharine Hepburn (reasons go without saying)<br /><br />Third Set:<br /><br /><br />Do: Tina Fey (I think our egos are too similar to make it work in the long term)<br /><br />Dump: Meth (hellooo I need my teeth and my sanity)<br /><br />Marry: Tina Turner (she's been through enough to understand what it takes to make life work)<br /><br />The reasons above apply to their fashion choices, as well.Michael [von] Braithwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17977465143603631866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5751080831048901855.post-22530243320355745382010-08-05T12:56:55.652-07:002010-08-05T12:56:55.652-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Michael [von] Braithwaitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17977465143603631866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5751080831048901855.post-68446100524844653032010-08-05T09:03:57.116-07:002010-08-05T09:03:57.116-07:00I hate playing a game where Carrie Leilam Love has...I hate playing a game where Carrie Leilam Love has it already figured out for me - you're an ace, and all of your choices are the best, although I might marry Tina Fey, because I'm not enough to handle that lightning Turner. Additionally, you referred to Catherine the Great as c-to-the-g. What?!anissehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01385826195275848750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5751080831048901855.post-23713139774149451782010-08-05T07:25:07.123-07:002010-08-05T07:25:07.123-07:00one - Since I want to BE Tina Fey, it would be a l...one - Since I want to BE Tina Fey, it would be a little creepy to marry and/or do her. Creepy in a good way.<br /><br />two - I was a little obsessed with the movie African Queen as a kid. Something about Humphrey Bogart as the bad guy/alcoholic/hero really got to me. I will say that I don't have a memory of any actual Africans appearing! I do, however, remember scenes featuring mosquitoes, leeches, and Nazis. Go figure.Heather Wnoreply@blogger.com